Score: 2

"I cant be the only one getting tired of these..."

submission: ^Bumper Buggy 2^

date: August 12, 2009

Granted you want to learn to make a game. Granted theres a place to start. Appreciate you put your time and effort into this. BUT you didn't make it...

Please now take what you've learnt from this and learn a little Actionscript

Score: 5

"Hard to judge at this time"

submission: Female Wrestling TW Demo

date: June 21, 2009

A 5 simply because its hard to judge, it doesnt deserve a blam, but maybe in future a rethink of how to gather criticisms and suggestions for your work without submitting them and causing this kind of rage from the typical newgrounds member.

Now the review, its actually quite enjoyable, i can see it working really well in the future if refined as you said. Not enough to really get a feel for the game. But hey, it works even if every time i try the computer beats me in the first 2 seconds with a sleeper hold. But I'd definately play a final release...

And why does it make me laugh that their breathing is depicted by their breasts getting bigger and smaller?

Score: 7

"Nice work"

submission: A Short Silent Movie

date: June 21, 2009

I really like the style and it looks like effort went into it, maybe slow the pace just a tad and make it longer with some more plot and you're onto a winner!

Score: 2

"Nice gesture but what?"

submission: Father's Day 2009

date: June 21, 2009

You used "MAMA I'm coming home" for a FATHERS day video? You lost me there, but still its a nice gesture I'm sure your dad will love it...but newgrounds wont...

Score: 10

"Thank you..."

submission: Baby's Got Back

date: April 20, 2009

Thank you for restoring my faith in newgrounds...

that you dont need perfect animation or conceptual ideas to reach the front page and you can just make something awesome...

THANK YOU!

Oh and the review...great! I just wished it lasted longer and you had some bouncing butts in there heh

Score: 9

"Woah..."

submission: Squirrel, a Symphony

date: June 26, 2007

That was the most unique item i've seen on newgrounds in a long long time, and i must say i enjoyed watching it (not just saying this because im marks friend heh). Alot different to that book of yours i thumbed through at the custard factory, was so very tempted to buy but £5 was my bus fare home i'm afraid, maybe next time i'm up.

Again unique style, awesome story and so twisted our new media lecturers should have shown us this had they not been boring the arses off of us with second life.

Can't Sleep...Knitted Monsters Want My Teeth...

Score: 8

"You know me dude..."

submission: Vermilion 3: Prototype

date: March 22, 2007

You know who it is mark, anyway yeah constructive comments.
Well, its a good format and i respect the way it was scripted must have taken a good long while. However, the visuals were great, top notch infact, apart from the crazy ass flying robot bulldozers...yeah they looked out of place and abit too crappy american horror movie than sci fi. Its abit tricky to get into aswel i found, not particular the sort of game that needs keyboard control i reckon. But with mouse control it would be too easy...but it got repetitive mostly i found i had to scroll from one bottom corner of the screen to the opposite side to shoot another robot. Also the enemies tend to approach too fast, once they are past that little square theres no hope, especially if your doing as i said and moving that small viewfinder from one edge to the other...

Anyway thats just me being heavily critical - including the huge ZERO for humour and a lower score for that god awful repetive typical bloody sci fi music everyone seems so enthralled with these days. Its better than i could do and its made very well with lots of cool interesting features including the shop. Maybe you should try another webcam game where you use your fingers to kill the flying robot bulldozers...but i digress.

8 / 10 and i'll see you in Sound lecture tomorrow

Phil teh PirateKing™ (aka PartiBoy / Partius)

Score: 4

"I think its had its day..."

submission: :: Deck Waving ::

date: December 9, 2006

This series has been going waaaaay too long...since i first saw the matrix episode and ended up watching everything i could find on the website...oh yeah, i liked it...back then...

However, its not funny anymore, im sure theres people somewhere who find it funny (and yes, im expecting many "so many people didnt find this review to be licking foamys arse enough"), but when jokes have run on that long with the same lines played over and over with a briefly different idea behind each line, even foamys voice can make that funny.
And is it just me, or is it quickly becoming more and more apparent that Germaine is being used as a sex object? Too keep lonely guys coming back just to get a quick 2 minute animation on cartoon cleavage with some unnessercary innuendo??
Dude let it die gracefully now, its had its day, and you've made a huge army of incessantly Foamy crazed idiot kids who would happily vote to have anyone banned from newgrounds for giving the squirrel a bad review...
or hell, maybe im just wrong.

Score: 10

"We are on the Cruise"

submission: BERSERK -a plot story 2

date: December 8, 2006

That was a pretty damn funny animation, i liked it - the griffiths pen in the eye opening scene confused me a lot, and the sound was a bit overwhelming (couldnt hear the intro properly) but damn fine work

Score: 8

"Holy Klaus"

submission: Action Klaus Xtreme

date: December 8, 2006

my god thanks for an awesome animation involving demons, germans and dancing :D